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Blonde Jokes - dumb blondes these days

A blonde returned to her car from shopping, and noticed that she had forgotten her keys in her car. She tried using a crowbar to lower the window. Then she tried hitting the window, but she couldn't break the glass. She tried every way she could imagine to get into her car. A security guard noticed the blonde pounding on her car, and approached her asking what was wrong.

"I locked my keys in my car!" cried the blonde. The security officer opened the door got her keys and returned them to her. The blonde was in shock.

"How did you do that! Your a miracle worker!" she said.

"No maam, I just lifted the handle, the door was unlocked!"