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Blonde Jokes - lunch

There were three men, a brown haired man, a red haired man, and a blonde man. They were all working on a bridge when they decided to sit down and take a lunch. The brown haired man opened his lunch box, and pulled out the same old peanut butter and jelly sandwich that he always gets. He looked at the sandwich for a bit and said, "If I open this box tommorow, and I get a peanut butt e r and jelly sandwich, I am going to jump of this bridge!" Next the red haired man opened his lunch box, and pulled out the same old burrito that he always has for lunch. He looked at the burrity in disgust and said, "I'm with ya, if I open this lunch box tommorow and there is a burrito in it, I will jump off this bridge too!" The blonde looked at the other two, and opened his lunch box. "You know, everyday I get this same old tuna sandwich also, I don't even like tuna. If I get a tuna sandwich tommorow, I will be right behind you guys jumping off this bridge!" The next day came, and lunch was here. The brown haired man opened his lunch box and find the same old peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and without a word, he jumped. The red haired man didn't think twice about his friend, he opened his lunch pale, and also jumped off the bridge. The blonde thought to himself, "Please dont be a tuna sandwich!" Then he opened his lunch box, took a breath, and jumped off the bridge. The three mens wives got together at the funeral, and were talking. "If I would have known he didn't like peanut butter and jelly, I would have made something else," the brown haired man's wife sobbed. "Me too, I never new my husband didn't like burritos," said the wife of the red head. The blonde man's wife turned and looked at them, "I don't have anything to say, he made his own lunches!"